EDITED 7/6, 1:04pm: Eight millionth verse, same as the first -

EDITED 7/6, 1:04pm: Eight millionth verse, same as the first - no Dan again today, folks. He'll be back live from the All Star Game on Monday -- we'll see what he has to say then.

Edited 7/5, 1:55pm: Dan isn't on the air again today. No news is... no news. Let the conspiracy theories begin!


When in the Course of internet events it becomes necessary for one group of bloggers to dissolve the... Oh, never mind.

We're on vacation, or what's left of it. The charming and dedicated Stef will bring you Dan's Big Announcement™ as it happens, but beyond that we're outta here until Monday. When we'll have our own big announcement. Oh, the timing of it all!

Comments are turned off for now. They will return for a while after The Announcement™ for your "Oh no!" "HA!" and "I knew it!" needs.